Over the past day or two I appear to have become the victim of some intense spamming, with lots of it slipping through my filters. I have a fair idea who is behind it, and I’ll get to the bottom of it.

In the meantime, ignore the odd comments trying to flog weight loss pills, hair loss remedies and anti-wrinkle cream.

Unless, of course, you’re a chubby baldy fella with a load of wrinkles…