Freedom of Information

Freedom from zombies

Members of the press are often criticised for filing too many time consuming Freedom of Information requests to councils.

I try not to bombard authorities with them and use them sparingly when contacts don’t come up with the goods.

The biggest FOI submitters appear to be companies, according to most council FOI logs, who are trying to gain information on current contracts and their competitors.

WhatDoTheyKnow is also a useful resource for tracking FOIs but many of the requests are very samey. Except this one:

Dear Leicester City Council,

Can you please let us know what provisions you have in place in the
event of a zombie invasion? Having watched several films it is
clear that preparation for such an event is poor and one that
councils throughout the kingdom must prepare for.

Please provide any information you may have.

Yours faithfully,

Concerned Citizen

I await their response with interest…

Most unsettling FOI ever

This request appears on Leicestershire County Council’s disclosure log:

Please supply the following information:

1: The number of gloryholes found in restrooms, specifically:

a: Restrooms operated as public conveniences by the authority

b: Restrooms within authority buildings, but not accessible to the general public

2: The number of investigations (either internal or criminal) made in relation to use of the gloryholes, or damage to authority property in creation of these facilities

3: The sum of expense caused by preventing (such as CCTV, or metal privacy wall reinforcement) and repairing damage caused by creation of gloryholes

The council does not have the figures.

The frustration of press offices

Some blogging Mercury colleagues haven’t held back their frustrations about perceived obfuscation by press offices locally.

Today, I’m venting my spleen at PR folks further afield. On Friday it was leaked that BBC 6Music and the Asian Network could be axed after mounting pressure from the Conservatives.

Rather than pushing for confirmation – the Beeb had already clarified in the national press that they had no more to say – I wanted to know how many people worked for the Asian Network in the East Midlands, and in particular, Leicestershire.

Here’s the response:

David

I do not have the figures available.

Our statement today, attributed to a BBC spokesperson is: “Work on the BBC’s Strategy Review is ongoing and we are not commenting on today’s story.”

Do you see the disconnect? Do you see the answer to a question I haven’t asked? Do you see a press office on the defensive? And above all, do you see the quite stunning admission that the figures aren’t available?

A publicly-funded broadcasting service which has no idea how many people they employ. Sorry. Don’t believe it.

My response:

Hmmm. So we can say the BBC doesn’t know how many people work for the Asian Network in Leicester?

I was eventually fobbed-off with a tale about contracted workers skewing the figures.

The BBC still wonders why people pester them with Freedom of Information requests..